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Montgolfier’s brotherhood initiation celebration event is being held. Juggler is listing the commandments to the new brother:
- To call this place Void is a taboo. The world around you is the paradise, bestowed upon us for our righteousness. To spoil your sister with the color is a taboo…
- Why? Why can’t I share I little bit more color with her? – Montgolfier interrupts.
- It’s because she would use it to ascend to the surface, the imaginary “better” world – Juggler replies.
- But the commandments state that no “better” world exists, so no sister won’t escape nowhere, will she?
Juggler takes a long pause and finally exclaims:
- Brothers! Hear thee a new commandment – to ask stupid questions of the taboo contradictory nature is the ultimate taboo!

***

- And so the boss makes a lunge and starts firing his cannon at me. I wish he knew that I’ve harvested all the defense from previous locations, grinded my attack, reaction, luck, etc. So naturally he got PWNed and I looted all he had.
- Cool! What was the game again? Stalker, Fallout?
- Hell no, loli! It was Void!

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- Don’t feed the sisters, Young One!, - Patriarch begged of the Guest, - it’s such a horrible sight. For the rest of my days hardly will I rip off my memory those triangles and laces.

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- I’m asking you, why do you think I called these chambers the preserves, - Mantid yelled at the Young One, - Do you know that it was the last Pangolin in the whole Void?

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And this glyph, - Ava pointed at the circle attached to the wooden pole with the number 90 painted with the azure inside the circle. – Brothers put after your arrival to equalize your chances of harvesting the color.

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Fear death you not – there is no death, - so the Worm was reflecting while resting in the twilight moisture of the mine.

***

Void was being shattered with the feral scream. The chambers’ walls resonated with it and it was terrifying as if the cacophony was about to bring the apocalypse into being. It seemed Void would twist into a tube any moment. Mantid was desperately trying to hide in Uta’s chamber. When the shockwave calmed he whispered:
- Is it away?
- I guess it is, - Uta replied with a tremor in her voice.
- What was that? I’ve returned recently, so have I missed something?
- Oh, it’s just Young One. Yesterday for the oddest possible reason he obtained voice.

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- You violated our commandments, Young One. You couched Nerva, wasted color and killed five Brothers. You are unworthy of our ranks, - Patriarch narrated. – So I would have said at better times, however due to the critical lack in our population all I have is to… congratulate the new Brother.

***

Web! Owl! Donor! Repulse! Break! Tumbleweed… Tumbleweed… Tumbleweed… - this what the Guest scratched on the tree.

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To couch the color is a taboo, Young One. Look at the brothers, they are the keepers and have no hearts. – so Patriarch spoke pointing at Tyrant.

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However much we speak of the taboos, he will not listen to us. He has no voice, so we are unaware of what he thinks.
Tyrant: he is a heretic!
Montgolfier: he’s a rebel-Orion!
Juggler: maybe he’s not just dumb, but deaf as well?

***

Tyrant talking to Mantid.
Tyrant: Young One’s been pissin’ me off lately, my heart’s bleedin’ when I see how much color is wasted by his exertions.
Mantid: Wut? Bro, u aint have no hearts to bleed!
Tyrant: Oh, my bad! But, you know, he’s really getting’ on my Nervaz!

***

Hysteric – this glyph requires so much color that Brothers fall into hysteric when they see Young One drawing it.

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Patriarch eventually took Young One to the Mooring during their Void tour:
- And here we have a fig tree garden. You probably wonder why I call these trees fig? It’s because no matter how much color you give them the only thing you get back is a fico.

***

- What are you trying to find in this well, Young One? You listen too much to your sister’s tales – Vlad Olghimskiy asked of his son.

All footage belongs to Tragik (c), I'm just a humble translator. Enjoy! I tried my best to deliver this homour to you.
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:lol: Hehe, nice work - Thanks for the translation.

I particularly like this one:
- I’m asking you, why do you think I called these chambers the preserves, - Mantid yelled at the Young One, - Do you know that it was the last Pangolin in the whole Void?


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The Brothers gathered for a meeting:
— Eli tried to build a blimp and fly out of here, but failed... Had to punish her and rip a heart out. I wonder, where she got all those crazy ideas? — asked Ironclad.
— I have no idea — replied Montgolfier.
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I though the brothers didn't talk to themselves :P

At least that is what Ava told us :P


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I liked this one:

Sisters gathered at Ava's place. The chat eventually came to the Brothers and the Young One in particular.

Una: He's got more than the Tyrant.
Ava: More, I did't novice anything particullary big while givin' him. Ely, he visited you last. Didn' you notice how much he's got there?
Ely: Hell, I did! You coudn't possibly miss that much! It's whole 18... hearts.
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